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So… to put it on YOUR desk… we're gonna have some fun with lightbulb jokes.
And just in case you've never heard a lightbulb joke, they go like this:
- How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up. - How many cops does it take to screw n a lightbulb ?
None. It turned itself in. - How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.
So, let's get started…
In the comments section below, post your answer to the question:
“How many Internet Marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?”
Please note…
- ONE entry/joke per comment only, please… In the event that multiple jokes are posted in a comment, the comment will be moderated so that only the first will show up.
- If two identical comments are posted for the winning entry, the first commenter will be deemed the winner.
- Contest entry must be made on or before December 15th, 2007.
- The winner will be announced on December 16th, 2007.
Have FUN!! 🙂
“How many Internet Marketers does it take to SCREW in a lightbulb ?”
I doubt that an Internet Marketer would be able to fit into a light bulb,
& even if they could – I think the lack of space would make sex extremely uncomfortable.
I agree with those who answered with NONE – internet marketers outsourced it !!!!
Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I’ll fake it.
“How many Internet Marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
None–because the light bulbs come on in their heads.
“How many Internet Marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?”
Only one —– If it isn’t broken —- don’t fix it, just turn on the light.
3 internet marketers tried, but only 1 was sucessful because:
The 1st was a Blackhat and got banned from the lightbulb project entirely.
The 2nd was a Greyhat who couldn’t decide on the best method to use and gave up.
But the 3rd was a Whitehat who knew how to sucessfully change the lightbulb and spin it off into 3 other projects.
maybe not the best joke, but scores a little on karma and education….
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? 2 – One to hold the bulb and one to drink til the room spins!
Hi Ros:
Its your old friend Dave, Happy Holidays to you and yours. Here is my entry:
How many presidential candidates does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 16 men to write down the instructions and 1 woman to tell them how to do it!
Your Friend Dave Trujillo
PS I keep saying we will get together one of these days. Merry Christmas
That’s simple, one to pick up the phone and dial and the other to tell the ComEd rep to send out a service man. Better known as outsourcing.
The answer is definetely 0, for 2 reasons:
-no need for lightbulbs, the screen provides enough light:)
-the smart marketer will hire someone to do it for him/her
How many internet marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Screwing in your own light bulb is a violation of Google’s TOS.
“How many Internet Marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?”
Statistically it takes two… the real question is, “How do they fit in the light bulb???” 🙂