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Learn who the winner was <a href=\"https:\/\/rosalindgardner.com\/blog\/beth-is-our-lightbulb-joke-contest-winner\/\">here<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Here's your chance to win a copy of the Internet Marketing Center's &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/rosalindgardner.com\/go\/imc\" onMouseOut=\"window.status=''; return true\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='';  return true\" target=\"new\"><strong>The Insider Secrets to Marketing Your Business on the Internet &#8211; Version 2007<\/strong><\/a>&#8221; ($197 value). The course contains TWO 8&#8243; x 11&#8243; full-color three ring binders containing 800+ pages, broken down into 64 easy-to-follow lessons about everything from traffic generation, email marketing and Google Adsense.<\/p>\n<p>This is the course that <em>every<\/em> new Internet marketer should have in their office&#8230; regardless of whether you plan to become an affiliate, merchant or online auction seller. <\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; to put it on YOUR desk&#8230; we're gonna have some fun with lightbulb jokes. <\/p>\n<p>And just in case you've never heard a lightbulb joke, they go like this:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?<br \/>\nTwo. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.<\/li>\n<li>How many cops does it take to screw n a lightbulb ?<br \/>\nNone. It turned itself in.<\/li>\n<li>How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?<br \/>\nJust one. 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